Re: Joke

From: Niall U'Aislainn  (Alba)
Date: 20 Sep 2003
Time: 02:28:58

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Mo Chairdean mhath,

Have a good laugh this saturday morning.

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An aircraft was about to crash, there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said,"I'm David Beckham, the finest football player in Britain. Manchester United need me, I make millions every year, I can't afford to die. " He took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Cherie Blair, said,"I am the wife of the President elect of the United States of Europe, and I am a Top flight Barrister Naughty People depend on me to keep them out of Jail. She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, Tony Blair, said,"I'm President elect of the United States of Europe. I shall have a great responsibility being the leader of a superstate. And, above all I'm the most intelligent Prime Minister in British history, so Europe's people won't let me die.." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.

The fourth passenger was the Archbishop of Canterbury, and he said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolboy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

"It's OK, "said the boy, "There's a parachute left for you too. Britain's most intelligent Prime Minister just took my schoolbag."

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Slainté Mhath!

Niall.

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